I’m dead if I ever hit one of these

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The most insane letter ever written by a child to a TV weatherman.

If Flint grows up to be a local TV weatherman, we are immediately packing our bags and moving to that city. Think this kid would settle for just putting a pair of Ray Bans on the sunshine graphic? His sunshine graphic would ride a harley while juggling rescue puppies. Every time a nice day was predicted we’d probably get to see his sunshine graphic disembowel a raincloud graphic with the tusk of a narwhal. In short, a weather report totally demanding that you relocate your family immediately. Oh, and below is Flint’s drawing from the back page:   Put a suit on this kid and get him in front of a weather map before he enslaves us all.          

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